Misfortune

Nov. 22nd, 2005 04:26 am
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Misfortune
author: echo
rating: 13
challenge: #031 fortune cookie fortunes
fandoms: BtVS/HP
words: 200
disclaimer: I do not own these characters. They belong to Joss Whedon and JK Rowling.
summary: Dinner complete with fortune cookies after. What could go wrong?

Misfortune )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: What You Hear Is Not What You See
word count: 200
fandom: BtVS/Firefly
challenge: # 26 misunderstandings
notes: Sort of in the same vein as my mini "The Myth of Spike That Was".

*~*~*

"Mmmmmm-mmmm."

"Like that do you, pet?"

"Harder."

"You sure?"

"Ye-es. Har-der." The tone used was slightly exasperated.

"As the lady wishes."

"Oh yes. YEEEEEEEEEEEES."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds exchanged a look with Zoe. Jayne was grinning from ear to ear, and Simon Tam... well, the doctor had one eye that was twitching and looked... murderous. It was an odd look on him.

Of course if it were HIS sister doing what sounded an awful like the naughty nekkid dance with a fellow who called himself Spike, Mal might not find any humor in the situation, but as he had no sister, he did find it a little funny. Until he recalled that he'd kinda sorta taken to River like a big brother or a father figure himself.

Mal charged into the infirmary like snarling beast ready to put a bullet in someone's blonde head for putting his hands... and whatever else had been put... on his sweet little crazy girl-person.

Only to find River laid out on her belly on the operating table with Spike doing what looked like massaging her shoulders. Both were fully clothed.

"Oh." Mal blinked. "Huh."

Everyone else crowded in behind him wanting a look-see.

River rose slightly, looking at the intruders over her shoulder. "You are all perverts."

*~*~*

end
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Observations
word count: 200
fandom: BtVS/Firefly
challenge: # 25 Firefly/Serenity
notes: Kaylee's the ultimate sweet girl, but even a sweet girl can be moved to unkind thoughts with the right motivation.

Observations )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Just a Fandom It Is Not
author: echo
rating: 13
word count: 200
fandom: HP
challenge: Star Wars

scruffy-lookin' nerf herder )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
series: A Faith That Was Not
author: echo
rating: R (for pottymouth)
challenge: 10 things that never happened to (insert char. here) drabble challenge
disclaimer: Not mine. Faith belongs to Joss Whedon. The Matrix belongs to the Wachowski brothers. LotR belongs to JRR Tolkien. Dracula belongs to Bram Stoker. Underworld belongs to Kevin Grevioux, Len Wiseman, and Danny McBride. The Anitaverse belongs to Laurel K Hamilton. The Potterverse belongs to JK Rowling. Labyrinth belongs to Jim Henson, Dennis Lee, and Terry Jones. X-men belongs to Stan Lee, Marvel Entertainment, and 20th Century Fox. Roswell belongs to Jason Katims.
note: each part on this challenge is exactly 100 words in length.

***

title: Uno... and Not the Card Game
crossing: BtVS/Matrix
summary: Faith never... was the only one chosen.

Uno... and Not the Card Game )

*~*

title: Controlled Situation
crossing: BtVS/Kindred: the Embraced
summary: Faith never... had a best girlfriend.

Controlled Situation )

*~*

title: No Use Crying Over Spilled Mead
crossing: BtVS/LotR
summary: Faith never... had a real job.

No Use Crying Over Spilled Mead )

*~*

title: Count Famous
crossing: BtVS/Bram Stoker's Dracula
summary: Faith never... fought Dracula.

Count Famous )

*~*

title: Pants on Fire
crossing: BtVS/Underworld
summary: Faith never... had a vampire of her own.

Pants on Fire )

*~*

title: Dated
crossing: BtVS/Anita Blake
summary: Faith never... fought in a formal dress.

Dated )

*~*

title: Good Dog
crossing: BtVS/HP
summary: Faith never... had a pet.

Good Dog )

*~*

title: You Remind Me of the Babe, Babe
crossing: BtVS/Labyrinth
summary: Faith never... had a sibling.

You Remind Me of the Babe, Babe )

*~*

title: Saying It with Flowers
crossing: BtVS/Xmen
summary: Faith never... caught the bouquet.

Saying It with Flowers )

*~*

title: Missis
crossing: BtVS/Roswell
summary: Faith never... had a last name.

Missis )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Five by Five Minutes
author: echo
crossing: HP/BtVS
rating: R
disclaimer: Not mine. Of Whedon and Rowling.
challenge: 1st time sex.

Five by Five Minutes )

*~*

title: Double Mint?
author: echo
crossing: HP/BtVS
rating: R
disclaimer: Not mine. Of Whedon and Rowling.
challenge: 1st time sex.

Double Mint? )

*~*

title: Naughty B
author: echo
crossing: HP/BtVS
rating: R
disclaimer: Not mine. Of Whedon and Rowling.
challenge: 1st time sex.

Naughty B )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Careless Something
author: echo
crossing: HP/BtVS
rating: PG
disclaimer: Not mine. Of Whedon and Rowling.
challenge: Never gonna ___ again.
note: "Careless Whisper" is by George Michael.

Careless Something )

Yo-ho

Jun. 8th, 2004 01:15 am
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Yo-ho
author: echo
rating: PG-13
word count: 200 (so says word)
disclaimer: Not mine. Dawn is Whedon's. Harry is Rowling's.
summary: Harry's date's had one too many.
challenge: drinking, drinks, being drunk

Yo-ho )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Wolves in the Stars
author: echo
rating: PG-13
word count: 200 (so says word)
disclaimer: Not mine. Dru is Whedon's. Remus and Hagrid are Rowling's.
summary: Just a couple of professors out on a clear night.
challenge: star gazing

Wolves in the Stars )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Sunsets
author: echo
word count: 200 (so says word)
rating: PG
crossing: BtVS/HP
challenge: week 5-17 thru 5-23 (summer nights)
disclaimer: I do not own these characters. The HP ones belong to Rowling. The BtVS/AtS ones belong to Whedon.

Sunsets )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Staring Rites
author: echo
word count: 200 (so says word)
rating: PG
crossing: BtVS/HP
challenge: bad trip
disclaimer: I do not own these characters. The HP ones belong to Rowling. The BtVS/AtS ones belong to Whedon.

Staring Rites )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: The Hair-puller Pulleth
author: echo
word count: 200 (so says word)
rating: PG
crossing: BtVS/HP
challenge: love at first ___ (hair pull)
disclaimer: I do not own these characters. The HP ones belong to Rowling. The BtVS/AtS ones belong to Whedon.

The Hair-puller Pulleth )
[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
title: Say Anything
author: echo
word count: 200 (so says word)
rating: PG-13
crossing: BtVS/HP
challenge: "slip of the tongue"
disclaimer: I do not own these characters. The HP ones belong to Rowling. The BtVS/AtS ones belong to Whedon.

Say Anything )

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