Say Anything by echo rated PG-13

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

title: Say Anything
author: echo
word count: 200 (so says word)
rating: PG-13
crossing: BtVS/HP
challenge: "slip of the tongue"
disclaimer: I do not own these characters. The HP ones belong to Rowling. The BtVS/AtS ones belong to Whedon.

*~*~*~*~*

Willow sat quietly, waiting. The professor she should be assisting was resisting. Well, she'd had enough. This would teach him to refuse to let her do her job. Willow rubbed the feather-end of her quill against her cheek.

"Add your panties next."

Several students snickered.

"Wormwood!" Severus Snape corrected, looking suspicious. "Then the penis."

More snickers.

Snape opened his mouth, but by his face, one knew the words spoken weren't the ones he wanted to speak. "I'm a little teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout."

Ron Weasley was laughing so hard he actually toppled from his chair.

Snape stalked over to Willow and pointed to the door. "I want you to tie me up and spank me!"

She was fairly certain he just wanted to speak to her outside. This was an interesting little side effect. She had no idea Professor Snape's thoughts ran so naughty.

"I want to kiss you all over."

Willow raised an eyebrow. Snape just glared. Apparently, he guessed he wouldn't speak what he really wanted to say until Willow muttered the counter curse, so she did.

"Clever. A Slip of the Tongue Hex. You win... for now, Miss Rosenberg."

*~*~*~*

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Comments

[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

*lol*

Sorry, can't think of anything more intelligent to say, too busy laughing. Very funny. Loved it.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Thanks. LOL. This one wasn't meant to inspire much more than giggles.

[muppetk.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm, fun!

*insert ear-to-ear grin here!*

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

That would be....dangerous to say the least. Frued would have a field say with this. *mind starts pondering all the fun that could be had with that hex*

Very nicely done drabble - leaves the reader wanting more, perhaps a repeat somewhere other than in a classroom....:) ~EV

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I had not envisioned any more than what is there though.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

Nor should you on any account other than your own desire to continue. I just appreciate stories that provoke some thought about what might happen next or, even better, random graphic vignettes that pop, unasked for, into one's minds eye - a sort of life montage but with the character's lives rather than your own. ;) ~EV

[(Anonymous)]

That has got to be the funniest thing ever written in the history of drabble. You take the prize cause we are laughing too hard to stop you. Very cool.