Just a Fandom It Is Not (challenge #007 SW)

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title: Just a Fandom It Is Not
author: echo
rating: 13
word count: 200
fandom: HP
challenge: Star Wars

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Best he could figure... it was some sort of oddly disturbing play.

"I'll never rule the universe with you!" Andrew whined at Xander.

Draco frowned, sitting next to Dawn Summers and Luna Lovegood. "What's all this then?"

The two men were hitting empty wrapping paper rolls against one another and jumping about. It seemed rather silly and pointless. Draco also noticed both girls were wearing their hair rolled up in the oddest fashion... buns on both sides.

"They're playing." Luna offered.

Draco scowled. "Playing what? Cardboard Swordplay for Dummies?"

Dawn snickered as Xander and Andrew turned glaring. Xander took a menacing step forward.

Andrew stopped him. "The young one speaks of things he does not understand, Xander-Wan Harrisobi. Pummel him not."

"As you wish, Darth Drewder."

"I don't get it." Draco said.

Dawn patted him on the leg. "We know, non-muggle boy. The force is not strong with you."

"What in the bloody hell are the lot of you talking about?"

Just then Faith walked by. "Star Wars, Princess Lay-me. It's not just a fandom in these parts, it's a way of life. You wanna be all watcher-tastic? Look it up. A lot of in-between-demons-and/or-an-apocalypse downtime gets passed this way."

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