#115 - Fair or Foul? (Buffy/Harry Potter)
Feb. 17th, 2012 10:53 amTitle: Fair or Foul?
Word count: 200
Fandom: Harry Potter/BtVS
Challenge: #115 - all's fair in love and war
Summary: Men can't be trusted.
Disclaimer: Universes not mine. Words mine.
Notes: This is part of my "In Truth, Beauty" series. All you need to know is that it's a Snape/Anya pairing.
Anya had a problem: she was in love. She liked him, she lusted after him; wasn't that how it started? Not making the same mistakes as last time. She was going to be prepared, find out his darkest secrets. By any means at her command. All's fair in love and war.
Carefully, she drew a circle of salt, and lit a stick of sandalwood incense. "Malki! Malki! Malki!"
In a cloud of smoke and a stink of sulphur, the demon appeared.
"WHO DARES-" he boomed. "Oh, it's you, Anyanka. What's up?"
"Severus Tobias Snape," Anya said. "What's the vengeance score on him?"
"Sending or receiving?"
"Receiving."
Malki pulled out a computer tablet from inside his robes and poked at the screen with one long bloodstained fingernail. "Quite a few."
Anya sagged. "I knew it was too good to be true," she muttered. "What type of sins?"
"Murder, mostly. Some for rudeness and being a nasty teacher."
"Who did he murder?"
"Women, children, men. Hmmm, interesting. Most of the revenges are on hold, order of The Powers that Be. Seems he's doing penance by spying on his former cohorts. Call themselves Death Eaters."
"So he repented?"
Things might be looking up.
Word count: 200
Fandom: Harry Potter/BtVS
Challenge: #115 - all's fair in love and war
Summary: Men can't be trusted.
Disclaimer: Universes not mine. Words mine.
Notes: This is part of my "In Truth, Beauty" series. All you need to know is that it's a Snape/Anya pairing.
Anya had a problem: she was in love. She liked him, she lusted after him; wasn't that how it started? Not making the same mistakes as last time. She was going to be prepared, find out his darkest secrets. By any means at her command. All's fair in love and war.
Carefully, she drew a circle of salt, and lit a stick of sandalwood incense. "Malki! Malki! Malki!"
In a cloud of smoke and a stink of sulphur, the demon appeared.
"WHO DARES-" he boomed. "Oh, it's you, Anyanka. What's up?"
"Severus Tobias Snape," Anya said. "What's the vengeance score on him?"
"Sending or receiving?"
"Receiving."
Malki pulled out a computer tablet from inside his robes and poked at the screen with one long bloodstained fingernail. "Quite a few."
Anya sagged. "I knew it was too good to be true," she muttered. "What type of sins?"
"Murder, mostly. Some for rudeness and being a nasty teacher."
"Who did he murder?"
"Women, children, men. Hmmm, interesting. Most of the revenges are on hold, order of The Powers that Be. Seems he's doing penance by spying on his former cohorts. Call themselves Death Eaters."
"So he repented?"
Things might be looking up.