Challenge 75
Jun. 1st, 2008 03:55 pmTitle: Tour Guide
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: B:tVS/SG-A
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Challenge: #075: small favors
Word Count: 200
Notes: Sequel to Negotiations
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“Elizabeth! My genius can’t be wasted as a glorified tour guide! Why don’t you get our resident Kirk to make nice with the new people? I have projects that are vital to the survival of Atlantis and no one besides myself who is smart enough to complete them!”
She shook her head. “They’ve stated a preference for non-military, Rodney. And you’re the best we’ve got.” Appealing to his ego was a necessary evil, she told herself.
Rodney preened. “Well, yes. Of course I am. But you realize that you will owe me for this.”
“Aww c’mon, Doc! We’re not that bad. Join us. We have an independent source of chocolate,” the pirate in the doorway wheedled.
“Chocolate?” Rodney questioned desperately.
“And coffee,” the man added.
Rodney stalked past the man, snapping his fingers impatiently. “Let’s go. Coffee first, I need enough to get me through this insipid task.”
Elizabeth arched an eyebrow. “Changed your mind yet?”
“Genius in need of caffeine here! We have a Kirk, we don’t need a Sparrow too!”
Xander Harris shrugged. “I’ve met worse.”
“He’s broken Marines,” Elizabeth warned.
He smirked. “So have I. It’s actually not that difficult.”
Elizabeth felt the faintest stirrings of dread.
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: B:tVS/SG-A
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Challenge: #075: small favors
Word Count: 200
Notes: Sequel to Negotiations
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“Elizabeth! My genius can’t be wasted as a glorified tour guide! Why don’t you get our resident Kirk to make nice with the new people? I have projects that are vital to the survival of Atlantis and no one besides myself who is smart enough to complete them!”
She shook her head. “They’ve stated a preference for non-military, Rodney. And you’re the best we’ve got.” Appealing to his ego was a necessary evil, she told herself.
Rodney preened. “Well, yes. Of course I am. But you realize that you will owe me for this.”
“Aww c’mon, Doc! We’re not that bad. Join us. We have an independent source of chocolate,” the pirate in the doorway wheedled.
“Chocolate?” Rodney questioned desperately.
“And coffee,” the man added.
Rodney stalked past the man, snapping his fingers impatiently. “Let’s go. Coffee first, I need enough to get me through this insipid task.”
Elizabeth arched an eyebrow. “Changed your mind yet?”
“Genius in need of caffeine here! We have a Kirk, we don’t need a Sparrow too!”
Xander Harris shrugged. “I’ve met worse.”
“He’s broken Marines,” Elizabeth warned.
He smirked. “So have I. It’s actually not that difficult.”
Elizabeth felt the faintest stirrings of dread.
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Date: 2008-06-02 10:23 am (UTC)Em
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Date: 2008-06-03 04:28 am (UTC)Xander doesn't even try to do these things. They just happen. It's rather scary.
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Date: 2008-06-02 04:41 pm (UTC)I fear for the future of Atlantis.
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Date: 2008-06-03 04:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-02 09:44 pm (UTC)The potential for Rodney v. Xander in the Great Snark War of Atlantis is surpassed only by the Marine-breaking duo of Harris & McKay (although they keep fighting over top billing)
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Date: 2008-06-03 04:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-03 10:54 pm (UTC)I'd attempt to write it, except I'm not very good at it.
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Date: 2008-07-07 04:01 pm (UTC)