Challenge #035, #036, #063

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Title: Close Shave
Author: Carnen (wnnb_darklord)
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Sweeney Todd
Challenge: #35 Time travel.
Notes: Don't own it. Anybody else spot ASH's cameo in the movie? 

          "I'm so sorry, Giles!" Willow squeaked. Giles sternly glared at Willow.

            "Just as long as it doesn't happen again."

            "No! No more time-traveling spells from yours truly, no siree!" Willow babbled. Giles smiled slightly, relenting.

            "But it is good to be back. 18^th century London would not have been my first choice of time and place to travel to."

            "I know, I was all insane with worry! What if you had been mugged, or dumped in a ditch somewhere, or, or…"

            "Calm yourself, Willow! I am fine as you can see. In fact, I was just on my way to get a shave with some Sweeney Todd fellow. Strange man, but quite good with a razor."

Willow paled at the name.

"Good lord, are you alright?"

"Yup." She said weakly, "Good thing I got you out when I did, then, huh?"

Giles stared at her in confusion.

"What are you talking about?"

Willow just pointed to the reams of old newspapers she had acquired upon pinpointing the time and place she had sent him to. Giles read the first headline and was suddenly glad for Willow's excellent timing. He had really had no wish to become part of a meat pie.

Title: Replacement
Author: Carnen (wnnb_darklord)
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Austin Powers
Challenge: #36 Family Values
Notes: Don't own it.

"Scott," Dr. Evil said, "This just isn't working." The sentence hung in the air. Scott stared at Dr. Evil in confusion.

            "What do you mean 'this just isn't woking'?!"

            "Well, you see," Dr. Evil shifted in his seat, "You're just not evil enough."

            "What?! I'll show you evil!" Scott leapt to his feet, "I can be ten times as evil as you! Or him!" He pointed to Mini Me who was smugly sitting beside Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil delicately frowned.

            "Scott, sit down."

            "No! You want me to be evil, I'll be evil! I'll start by not taking orders from some lousy, incompetent jerk!"

            Mini Me growled and made a mad dash across the table to attack Scott. Dr. Evil pulled on his leash.

            "Down, Mini Me! What did I tell you about attacking Scott?" Dr. Evil said benevolently.

            "I hate you!" Scott yelled. Dr. Evil settled back down in his chair.

            "If you're done with the teenage rebellion for the moment, I'd like you to meet your replacement. Scott," Dr. Evil paused for dramatic effect, "meet your long lost evil twin brother!"

            A clap of thunder sounded at his announcement, followed by Oz placidly entering the room.

            "Hi," he said.

Title: Meeting Death
Author: Carnen (

wnnb_darklord)
Word Count: 100
Fandom: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Challenge: #63 Death
Notes: Don't own it. Yeah, no idea where this one came from.

 

"Ask not for whom de bell tolls!" Eerie thunder clapped over the dark, hooded figure. "It tolls for dee!" He swung his scythe around.

            Buffy watched the figure in confusion.

            "Giles, why does Death have a Jamaican accent?"

            "I…honestly have no idea."

Buffy shrugged.

            "Slay?"

            "By all means."

            Giles watched with interest as Buffy subdued the Grim Reaper.

            "Aw, girl, why'd you have to ruin my speech? I was just getting' to da best part!"

            "Grim!"

            Buffy turned to see a little girl glaring at them.

            "Oh boy…" Grim sighed, "'til next time den, Slayer!" The two disappeared.

            "That…was strange."

Comments

[not-purrrfect.livejournal.com]

I like the Sweeney one best. But only because I am not to into the other shows. But they are all good!

[jedibuttercup]

Nice. 16/6!