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tthdrabblestitle: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
word count: 200
fandom: Clueless
challenge: #67 - Song Title
summary: It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw.
disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds are not.
notes: Complete and total crack, to balance out the last one. Spoilers for "Not Fade Away" (A:tS 5.22). Lyrics to the title song available here. Flash animation viewable here.
When Angel had committed his team to fight the Black Thorn army, he hadn't quite realized the full scope of the battle they'd be facing. He'd imagined a few hours' struggle in the rainswept night: he, Spike, and Illyria swarmed by a mob in a familiar alley.
Unfortunately, the Black Thorn sent not a mob, but all forty thousand of Archduke Sebassis' soldiery: more than any one alley could hold. More than any three warriors could defeat in nine hours of darkness, unless they could each somehow slay one demon every 2.5 seconds.
When others-- Slayers, Hunters, hockey-stick-wielding wizards, spandex-clad freaks, military uniforms, and more-- began joining in, he was both baffled and relieved. He hadn't known so many heroes existed in the world. But as the fight wore on-- and on-- for days under unnatural cloudcover, he sank into exhausted disbelief. Godzilla ate the dragon? A yellow-and-black Camaro provided cover fire? Sure. Whatever.
The fight swallowed them all; in the end, only one remained standing.
"One vampire left," the designer-clad blonde sighed. "Too bad; he's kind of a Baldwin."
Angel's last sight, as he sprawled half-conscious, was Cher Horowitz's shapely leg-- driving a spiked wooden heel into his chest.
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word count: 200
fandom: Clueless
challenge: #67 - Song Title
summary: It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw.
disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds are not.
notes: Complete and total crack, to balance out the last one. Spoilers for "Not Fade Away" (A:tS 5.22). Lyrics to the title song available here. Flash animation viewable here.
When Angel had committed his team to fight the Black Thorn army, he hadn't quite realized the full scope of the battle they'd be facing. He'd imagined a few hours' struggle in the rainswept night: he, Spike, and Illyria swarmed by a mob in a familiar alley.
Unfortunately, the Black Thorn sent not a mob, but all forty thousand of Archduke Sebassis' soldiery: more than any one alley could hold. More than any three warriors could defeat in nine hours of darkness, unless they could each somehow slay one demon every 2.5 seconds.
When others-- Slayers, Hunters, hockey-stick-wielding wizards, spandex-clad freaks, military uniforms, and more-- began joining in, he was both baffled and relieved. He hadn't known so many heroes existed in the world. But as the fight wore on-- and on-- for days under unnatural cloudcover, he sank into exhausted disbelief. Godzilla ate the dragon? A yellow-and-black Camaro provided cover fire? Sure. Whatever.
The fight swallowed them all; in the end, only one remained standing.
"One vampire left," the designer-clad blonde sighed. "Too bad; he's kind of a Baldwin."
Angel's last sight, as he sprawled half-conscious, was Cher Horowitz's shapely leg-- driving a spiked wooden heel into his chest.
-x-
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Date: 2007-11-17 05:11 am (UTC)Ah yes... Haven't seen that one in a while...
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Nice.
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Date: 2008-06-11 07:00 pm (UTC)*squints*
Yeah, I'm thinking shoes. Lots 'n lots of shoes.
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