#50 - We Do Not Do Happy

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Title: We Do Not Do Happy
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge: #50 - going for a ride
Disclaimer: I don't own the two character I'm about to use




“No absolutely not. No way in hell. You’d have a better chance of getting James Potter to drag you in a closet for a midnight snog. You’re out of your muggle born mind. You’ve been smoking that shit again haven’t you because not even Salazar Slytherin himself could make me. Not even—”


“Severus shut up and get on the fucking bike.” Ethan interrupted his ranting friend.


Severus gave the motorcycle Ethan sat on one more glare. “Fine.” He grumbled as he climbed onto the back of the bike.


“Merlin you’re worse than a scared chit.” Ethan said as he revved up his motorcycle.


“You crash and I will kill in the most inventive way possible.” Severus tightened his arms around Ethan’s waist.


“You’ll try.” Ethan snorted. “Now come on let’s be a little more happy about this Sev.”


“We’re Slytherins Ethan. We do not do happy. We are wicked, smug, mischievous, and clever. We are not happy.” Severus yelled the last part as the bike jumped forward.


“Fine let’s be wickedly smug about the fact that we mischievously and cleverly stole Black’s flying motorcycle.” Ethan yelled as the motorcycle rose into the air.


Severus smirked. “That I can do.”

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