Expert Assistance

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Title: Expert Assistance
Author: nothorse
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Challenge: #86 - language
Character: Dawn, Andrew
Spoilers: Post-Chosen for BTVS, sometime in the later seasons for Smallville.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money.


"Hi Andrew!"

"Oh, Hello Dawn. How's Kansas?"

"Warm, dry. You took that call for assistance, did you?"

"Yes. I checked and then sent you out as the most qualified person and assigned Vi as slayer bodyguard."

"Andrew, did you check the Xander-files?"

"The Xander-files? With his demon-type dates? Why?"

"Every sudden request with no previous contact needs to be checked in the Xander-files, Andrew."

"What did I miss?"

"You would have found one Lana Lang, native of Smallville, Kansas. With occasional bouts of possession by deceased witch.

"Andrew, they weren't asking for me. They wanted our ancient Lang witch expert."