10 Things that Never Happened to…Giles

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Title:10 Things that Never Happened to...Giles
Author: Vesica
Ratings: PG-13/16, at the max
Disclaimer: I have no legal claims or rights to any of the worlds depicted. Just borrowing them for a bit. I promise to give them a good washing and put them back like I found them when I am done.
Author’s Notes: Each is exactly 100 words. Thanks to Echo for the brilliance of summary lines. This turned out to be a great way to get some ideas written that didn’t support a longer fic. Enjoy!
Summary: In response to Kamikazee’s challenge – Ten 100-word drabbles. Crosses with Batman, Elizabeth Peter’s Jacqueline Kirby series, LXG, Sayer’s Lord Peter Wimsey, Terry Prachett’s Discworld, Rachel Caine’s Ill Wind, X-files, Harry Potter, Totally Spies, and Anne Bishop’s Fey Series.

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Title/Cross: It’s All About Connections (BtVS/Batman)
Summary: Giles never...liked computers much.

( It’s All About Connections )

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Title/Cross: No Pain, No Gain (BtVS/Elizabeth Peter’s Jacqueline Kirby series)
Summary: Giles never...attended an American Library Association conference.

( No Pain, No Gain )

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Title/Cross: Idle Hands (BtVS/LXG)
Summary: Giles never...was much of an artist (e.g the transparencies in ‘Hush’).

( Idle Hands )

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Title/Cross: Changing with the Times (BtVS/Sayer’s Lord Peter Wimsey)
Summary: Giles never...was recognized for his detection abilities.

( Changing with the Times )

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Title/Cross: Mistaken Delivery (BtVS/Terry Prachett’s Discworld)
Summary: Giles never...owned every book.

( Mistaken Delivery )

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Title/Cross: Spreading a Little Gloom (BtVS/Rachel Caine’s Ill Wind)
Summary: Giles never...was able to do anything about that California sunshine.

( Spreading a Little Gloom )